Road Rage

 

There I was about to take my chance and cross lanes when the guy in front of me changes into 007 and flys across to the exit.  What the???  Wow, it turns out that we were both trying to get to that exit.

“What happened buddy, did you not remember where you were going?  Did seeing my indicator in your rear view mirror jog your memory at the last moment?”

Road rage:  Violent anger caused by the stress and frustration involved in driving a motor vehicle. ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary

Schizophrenia

It's Election Day, it’s snowing outside, and the land is blessed.  I've voted for the same promises as the last time, because I still want what I voted for.  I hope you voted too and that this election convinces you that I was not misled four years ago.  Will you take the high road, now?  That’s where the loser must travel to honestly try and find something to like about the winners choice, it’s where he changes himself from a loser into a patriot.

“Please find an attitude of hope and the true understanding of the words better luck next time.”

SCHIZOPHRENIA:  A LONG-TERM MENTAL DISORDER OF A TYPE INVOLVING A BREAKDOWN IN THE RELATION BETWEEN THOUGHT, EMOTION AND BEHAVIOR, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation. ~~The Oxford College Dictionary

 

Welfare

Just because I asked you for some money, you have to tell me some lies.  We are friends you know who you are.  Yes, you once bought me a pants and a sweater.  How will I ever forget with your constant reminders?  Did I find a job today?  No!

"You are acting like a horses ass!"

WELFARE-TO-WORK:  DENOTING GOVERNMENT POLICIES THAT ENCOURAGE THOSE RECEIVING WELFARE BENEFITS TO FIND A JOB, for example by providing job training. ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary.

Closure

Jay Patel

I want to let go of someone dear to me, who does not feel that way about me.

“He makes me feel like a stalker with a healthy perspective; a doormat.”

CLOSURE:  AN ACT OR PROCESS OF CLOSING SOMETHING, ESP. AN INSTITUTION, THOROUGHFARE, OR FRONTIER, or being closed. ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary.