Friday, June 22, 2012

Neighbors

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I didn’t like the people across the street.  But yesterday after meeting the wife and talking to her for a while, it turns out that she is very nice.  We have become fast friends.  I wish I had not spent the whole winter hating her and thinking that she was a stock up B in her nicely decorated house.  They are having a pool put in.

NEIGHBOR:  A PERSON LIVING NEAR OR NEXT DOOR TO THE SPEAKER or person referred to. ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary 

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Mistake

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My best friend broke up and made up with her boyfriend in a matter of four days.  She is angry with me for judging her.  He is angry with me for all the bad things he has heard that I say about him.  She is angry with my boyfriend for keeping things about her boyfriend from her.  Her boyfriend is mad at my boyfriend for telling.  My boyfriend is mad at me for having a big mouth. 
I feel so hurt!
MISTAKE:  AN ACTION OR GUDGEMENT THAT IS MISGUIDED or wrong.  ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary

Monday, June 18, 2012

Shock

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My daughter just had her eleventh birthday and she requested for her gift, the new Disney Brave Doll.  My friend asked if he could get her that present and I agreed.  We went to the store and when he saw the requested toy, he got the look.

He denied it but I know the look!

SHOCK: A SUDDEN UPSETTING OR SURPRISING EVENT or experience. ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary

Friday, June 15, 2012

Tight


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The recommended action plan.   I bought a minivan a few years back.  Every time I go into Toyota to get my car serviced, I want to hit my head against a wall for getting this big beautiful car.

TIGHT: FIXED, OR CLOSED FIRMLY; Hard to move, undo, or open. ~~ The Oxford College Dictionary

Monday, June 11, 2012

Child support

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My ex-husband came by he thinks that I am living well.  He is having money problems, again.  Bills have just taken over his life since I left bills and obligations.  These days he hardly ever eats.

OMG!  The price of electronic man toys have gone up.


CHILD SUPPORT: COURT ORDERED PAYMENTS, TYPICALLY MADE BY A NONCUSTODIAL DIVORCED PARENT, to support one’s minor child or children. ~~The Oxford College Dictionary

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Soulmate


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I went looking for love again last night, I visited three different sites and saw the same trolls.  They saw me too.  The most honest pick up line of the night was; I am in a relationship but we can hook up if you don’t mind.

Oh but I do mind, I MIND!

SOULMATE: A PERSON IDEALLY SUITED TO ANOTHER as a close friend or romantic partner.      ~~The Oxford College Dictionary

Monday, June 4, 2012

Rent due


Those MFs want money again. My landlord is coming by just to say hi everyday.

Does he think that I have forgotten?
Every so often (ok once a month) I consider what it would be like to have some money in my pocket and no roof over my head.

RENT: A TENANT'S REGULAR PAYMENT TO A LANDLORD for the use of property or land. ~~The Oxford College Dictionary